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Title ...
Gender No comment
Race Something living
Faction Phantasy
Health 666
Level 666
Status Eating pancakes
Location IN HELL!!!
Xeethos is a lonely towel monster made of lard enslaved by Phantasy. He does not like corn dogs despite many sources reporting so


Once there was a little lard named Xeethos. Xeethos is a flying towel creature from the butt of someone's heart (presumably Possum's). Xeethos is apparently God, Jesus, and Chuck Norris mixed into one being but there are some discrepancies about this (mainly the Jesus part). What is known is that Xeethos does multimedia work. His dream in life is to break out of slavery from Phantasy and direct the greatest B movie of all time:

Super Robot Alien Zombie Cyborg Clone ninjas from Mars Hell in the 5th dimension

It would star an ensemble cast of:

  • Mr. T, Vin Diesal, Chuck Norris, Daniel Logan, Poke Possum, Brad Pitt, Buce Willis, Alec Baldwin, Anthony Hopkins, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift and Lautner, Jessica Alba, Kiefer Sutherland, Brad Pitt, Jesus, Little Kuriboh, Ego Raptor, Jim Carrey, Christopher Lee, Ewan Mcgregor, Natalie Portman, Marilyn Monroe, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Robert Downey Jr., Gerard Butler, Ellen Page, Hugh Jackman, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Samuel Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Super ultra mega awesome super thing, Eric Coldeway, That one guy who was a background filler in need for speed 3, Terrence Howard, Queen Latifah, Whoopie Goldberg, Ben Stiller, Andy Samburg, Macgyver, Lemon Demon, and etc

Xeethos has plans to become a Professional Bad ass but so far those plans aren't working out so well



Quickly devise a cunning plan, then activate the numa numa while dancing scissors eat the great 42 pie of all doom and stuff. DO NOT allow back crack to fly up the noses of enchiladas at all costs!



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